Hermione: We need to offer him something else, something just as important.
Ron: Brilliant. I’ll go and get one of our other ancient goblin-made swords and you can gift wrap it.

Hermione: We heard “Snow White and Seven Dwarfs” and “Cinderella”—
Ron: What’s that, an illness?

Albus Severus: Why are they all staring?
Ron: Don’t let it worry you. It’s me. I’m extremely famous. 

- “IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I’LL KILL YOU, HARRY!”

- “And are they getting married in my bedroom? No! So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left—”

- Malfoy looked around, beaming, for his savior, and Ron punched him from under the Cloak. “And that’s the second time we’ve saved your life tonight you two-faced bastard!”


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